Blogmas Day 12: Dear Santa - Kate Summers

I am writing to say there is not much I need

I will let you choose and no matter I will be happy indeed.
You can get me some crayons or a book or anything that is red;
We get lots of snow so you could bring me a sled.
Thank you Santa for visiting me
When you get here make sure to look at my tree.
For beside it, I will leave some cookies and milk for you
For the reindeer I will leave carrots too.

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Blogmas Day 12 - 12 Christmas Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

 Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot's him

 Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.

What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet?
It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!

Who doesn't eat on Christmas?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph.

Name the child's favorite Christmas king?
A stocking.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A lost clause.

What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
mistletoe.