Blogmas Day 12

Blogmas Day 12 - 12 Christmas Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

 Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot's him

 Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.

What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet?
It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!

Who doesn't eat on Christmas?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph.

Name the child's favorite Christmas king?
A stocking.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A lost clause.

What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
mistletoe.

Up and coming

Today is Sunday 6th July.

In 13 days I will be taking part in a 24 hour readathon relay.
This fundraising event does not go without cause. All money raised will be going to beat bullying. Not only is this a chance to do what I love but it is also going to be a personal achievement and I can not wait to make a difference.
 

So far including me there are 3 people participating so that means 8 hour reading each. Of course you are all welcome either to take part and read or just for moral support both are much appreciated.

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