Blogmas Day 12 - 12 Christmas Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!

 Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot's him

 Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.

What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet?
It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!

Who doesn't eat on Christmas?
A turkey because it is always stuffed.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph.

Name the child's favorite Christmas king?
A stocking.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A lost clause.

What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
mistletoe.